Swabbing Corporate Mouths

Mouthpieces of Google have reportedly assured us that Google Glasses will be incompatible with pornography and facial recognition apps, even though Larry Page, cofounder and CEO of the company fantasized at their annual developer conference in May of finding an island where he and other Burning Man alums could just be their non-incremental selves, free of any regulations. May we not hope that in such a fine place the chasm between Enlightenment and Romanticism could be bridged once and for all. That corporate personhood would embody such perfect goodness and love that all fear would be cast out so that limited liability would be cast aside and that the corporate mouth would voluntarily open wide to be gently and nonintrusively swabbed, but only for proof of concept, never merely to solve any unsolved crimes.

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