Unconfirmed Report: Paula Deen Hired to Clerk for Chief Justice Roberts

This is an unconfirmed report. Paula Deen, after listening from a VIP seat in the Supreme Court to Chief Justice Roberts read his opinion today in the Shelby case, applied and was immediately accepted for a job clerking for the Chief Justice next term. It was and was not so that she also renounced her earlier apologies and rebooked plantation style wedding plans for her brother.
Hat tip to tomorrow’s issue of the Onion.

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