Defiant Obama Refuses To Confirm Or Deny UFOs In Area 51

House Speaker Boehner said he would repeal Obamacare again if the President refused to say when he first became aware of UFOs in Area 51. Senator McConnell said he would refuse to allow a vote on any appropriations for infrastructure improvements at the long-rumored alien landing strip. General Keith Alexander of the NSA said the disclosure was a cynical ploy by the CIA to curry favor with voters and divert scarce surveillance state resources from the NSA budget. And Obama, arrogant as ever and playing cooler-than-thou as per usual, defiantly refused to say whether he was in fact born to space aliens in Area 51.

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