No We Are Probably Not Going To Change The Name Of Central Park

But nice try, Mr. Mayor-On-The-Way-Out-The-Door Bloomberg. Maybe if you ponied up a few billion no strings attached and then fasted for peace like Pope Francis, and said “who am I to judge” like the Pope and washed the feet of some Muslim women prisoners like the Pope and just in general if you adopted an attitude of nonchalant sanctity and chilled just a teeny weensy bit–maybe then we could talk about how many billion dollar bills it would take for naming rights to Central Park to happen. That is assuming we can call it Le Park Bloomberg. Michael Bloomberg Park simply won’t do. And no you can’t change it into a private gated deer park for your hunting buddies.


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