Key Conservative Can’t Fathom Why Absolute Fruitcakes Are Still Called “Conservatives” By Media–But He Isn’t

A leading inside-the-Beltway conservative wondered this morning why no one was willing to call him a conservative. “They refer to me with all sorts of labels, but never as what I really am,” he thought aloud, not cognizant his words were being recorded by multiple forms of surveillance. “While all these nut job anarchist flamethrowers get called ‘conservative.’ I just don’t get it.”

I refer, of course, to Barack Obama.

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