The Very Model Of A Modern Pirate Repellent

Noted Infidel and Zionist/Christian crusader Britney Spears is being used by the British Royal Navy to scare off Somali pirates. “Oops! I Did It Again” and “Baby One More Time” are the most off-putting songs in Spears’ oeuvre, according to Second Officer Rachel Owens, who added that the ship’s speakers can be aimed solely at the pirates so as not to disturb the crew. “It’s so effective the ship’s security rarely needs to resort to firing guns.”


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