What, they expect us to pay retail? Everybody has “leaked” their Black Friday doorbuster deals. Everybody but Healthcare.gov. Tons of stores are gonna open on Thanksgiving night this year, and give deals right then and there. Of course if I get trampled before I buy my health care plan by some people who want that iPad mini Retina even more than me, I could find myself out of health insurance and also have to admit that I am unworthy of the extra pixel density of the new model.
- Terrified Obama Trapped Inside Healthcare.gov Website (theonion.com)