Hawking now says there are only “gray” holes, and no event horizon, from which nothing can escape, after all. Great news!
And the proof of this is just in: North Korea has updated its version of the internet, which used to look like Windows. In the braver new world of 2014, the North Korean operating system is now Red Star, which looks a whole lot like Mac OS X! Everything’s up to date in Pyongyang City!
My only question is, is this good news or bad news for the new Microsoft CEO?