Janet Yellen Sick And Tired Of Wall Street’s Uncertainty

Fed Chair Janet Yellen said she had had it up to here today with the endless uncertainty Wall Street seems unable to get past. “Day after day, I yearn for certainty, I pine for tranquility,” Yellen said in an impromptu press conference in front of the bull on lower Broadway near the corner of Wall. “I simply don’t get why these traders–and more to the point, their algorithms–cannot just settle down and be a little more predictable. It’s as if they are addicted to uncertainty.”

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