Fox News Outbid For Next Republican Debate

Some TV network had to step up to the mistletoe and give those poor Republicans a warm kiss. After the Republican National Committee announced today that NBC had been mean to them and they would not share their fine candidates with NBC any more–and heaven knows Xi Jinping and Putin would never be rude or unfair to President Ben Carson or President Marco Rubio–several major news executives were probably feeling great that they might get out of having to waste any valuable airtime at all on these lying nincompoops.

But now one enterprising cable channel has seized on a wonderful and even disruptive cross-marketing opportunity. The next GOP debate will, naturally, be hosted by the Cartoon Network. Tomorrow, Saturday, Halloween morning.