Lyin’ Jemmy I call him. Checks and balances? What a friggin’ disaster they’ve been. Madison didn’t have enough sense to hand out any rum to the voters in 1777, so they bounced him out of the Virginia House of Delegates. Loser move. You gotta give people a reason to get off their butts and out of their huts to vote for ya. Swilling the planters with bumbo, as they used to say. Then later he gave in to all the anti-Federalists and agreed to add a Bill of Rights to what was already a very beautiful and great Constitution–total weakling move. Guy weighed less than 100 pounds, I coulda knocked him over with one of my Trump Steaks. But Washington, he was presidential. Maybe almost as presidential as me.