Trump Residences and Airplane Said To Be Redecorated In Drunk Tank Pink–But Will It Do Any Good?

Insiders say that Trump’s wife and children insisted on redecorating the Trumps’ penthouse apartment and the interior of Trump’s plane in Baker-Miller pink, colloquially known as “drunk tank pink.” But behavioral scientists and clinicians alike are nearly unanimous in despairing that this radical step will get Trump to settle down. #trumpneversleeps

Update: Reports that a lowland silverback gorilla escaped from a zoo today and was subsequently tranquilized are completely unrelated to US 2016 election coverage.


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