Off to gay Paree for Bastille Day, that’s our Trump! Seduced by that firm shaker of hands Macron, eh? No shame in leaving the swamp behind for the salons of the City of Light, Mr. President. You claimed you were the leader of the Country Party, and that you would stomp all over the swamp-dwelling Court Partiers. But so far it has not worked out so well, has it? Bon voyage, and please, don’t hurry back, enjoy the sights, sounds, and smells at a really, really leisurely pace. Go to Versailles, where they actually knew how to set up a royal court and do absolutism properly. Believe me, you’ll be sorry when you come back.