At Least He Didn’t Chew The Incriminating Paper While Wearing A Tan Suit

Who among us is surprised to hear (from possibly unreliable witness Omarosa!) that President Donald J. Trump chews and eats paper in the Oval Office? Not you and not me. Especially if it was a piece of incriminating paper given to him by Michael Cohen, as reports today indicate.  But, to be fair, the president of the “forgotten man” was at least not wearing a tan suit, so we’re good.  Unless we hear next that there was collusion involving illegal insider trading and newsprint tariffs.


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