Well-known philosopher Donald J. Trump, who is a master of comprehending life and human nature, may have found a path to popular acclaim. Mr. Trump, let’s be real: you crave popular approval, and former president Obama’s approval ratings have clearly gotten under your thin skin. Also Obamacare’s approval ratings have shot up. Human nature, as you say–we are already missing our water. As you yourself said today: “the press is making Obamacare look so good suddenly. I’m watching the news. It looks so good. It’s a little bit like President Obama. When he left, people liked him. When he was here, people didn’t like him so much. That’s the way life goes. That’s human nature.”
There is a way out of your low popularity, sir. It is simple: the way out is the exit door, which for your convenience is marked “EXIT.” I for one am totally prepared to miss you, and even to speak fondly of the many great things you could have accomplished, had you only stuck it out, and matured, and experienced a radical conversion, all of which was possible, if wildly improbable. But no need to hesitate over hypotheticals. Sky-high approval numbers are yours for the taking, Mr. Trump.