Popes come and go but Trump is forever. Of course the imperial visitation on May 24 is all about the great infrastructure project that will be announced upon the return of Air Force Numero Uno.
As you may not know, because very few people know this, the Roman baths were not just waterparks, they had bookstores, barbershops, brothels, nail salons, and lots more. America will really become great just as soon as Trump the master builder creates millions of great jobs building our very own American “House of Trump” bathhouses. As a bonus, due to the benevolence of our President, there will be religious freedom around the baths. Anyone opposed to the construction of these bathhouses on moral or Biblical grounds, and who has not yet been enslaved due to unpaid medical bills, will be humored with meaningless executive orders. Circus Trumpus Maximus, here we come!